^ banned for not being a member of DarkMatters, the site for the Sacred Series

EDIT: You should be "Double Super-Secret Banned," for not owning Sacred 2 Gold, the superior game to Sacred Gold.

Banned for praising so much a game that doesn't let me sneak or drive.

^ banned for being factually inaccurate, the Shadow Warrior may become invisible and the High elf is capable of disappearing from view using Cascading Shroud... driving my point, it's a way to "sneak"

Banned because invisibility is cheating.

Banned because invincibility is better.

Banned for naming yourself "Invincible" and getting beaten nearly to death in every fight.

Banned because what doesn't kill you makes you disabled.

Banned for crippling GOG forum posters and making lame excuses for it.

Banned for disregarding rules of engagement

Banned for engaging with disregarded rules.

Banned because rules were meant to be broken.

^ banned for not mentioning that there is no sin in playing a game the way it was designed by the developers

Banned because this attitude will get you excommunicated from the Continentals(TM) quickly.

Edit: Banned out of necessity because you decided to take a ban for J Lo.

^ banned for being so easy to ninja

:P

Banned for being even easier to samurai.

Banned for implying that eating an apple will make me disabled.