Banned for not grinding it up and making apple sauce.

Banned because I don't need to do that as long as there's no skin.

Banned for promoting apple circumcision.

Banned for forbidding me from enjoying solid apples.

^ banned... Eat your apple sauce gramps, yer teeth have been gone for quite a spell now.

Banned for dressing up your toddler as Hitler, handing him a juice box, and declaring in a meme that he has eliminated all of the juice.

^ banned, because I never had a male child (of which I am aware)

Banned for adopting the villain from Orphan knowing full well what she's going to do.

^ banned, because you are right about one thing, because I new what she was capable of with her obvious multiple personality disorder, I saw to it that she was admitted to the county mental hospital for the safety of the public

Banned for putting her in a place that she murders to get out, which is the opening scene of the prequel. This means every kill of both movies is all your fault!

Banned for spreading anti-murder propaganda.

Banned for spreading anti-matter over your victims so the evidence would be annihilated.

Banned for denying that the victims matter at all, and claiming that they anti-matter instead.

^ banned for being comprised of dark matter

^ banned for not playing the video game from 2013 called Dark Matter (side-scroller game)