Banned in Trooper's place, since he's not here to ban, but he deserves it more, because he keeps putting "..." at the end of every single word he types in One word at a time, and it's SO annoying!!!

^ banned for being a Noid™ with Domino's Pizza

Banned for having pizza with a dominatrix.

Banned for being that dominatrix.

^ banned because she forced me to eat pizza with anchovies and pineapple

...It was torture, I tell you!

>.<

After reading the last few bans I was shocked to find there is not as much quality Divatox 'fan art' as i'd hoped.
Thus, you are banned because I must take out my passive aggression on someone.

Banned because the arachnid-like creature in your avatar is smaller than mine.

Banned for comparing arachnid sizes.

^ Banned for not liking BioWare-like games made by Spiders.

^ banned for allowing web-crawlers to scurry across your skin

Banned for skinning yourself so that they can't do it anymore.
Banned for skinning yourself so they couldn't do that anymore.

^ banned for rephrasing yourself and ending both phrases by punctuating them with a period

^ banned because it's square to be "hip"

Banned because the phrase "Be there or be square", especially with that idiotic gesture, was exclusively said by lamoids.