Banned for being faster than a locomotive and more powerful than a speeding bullet. That's terrible specking!

^ banned for allowing yourself to be exposed to Red Kryptonite

Banned for doing dubious business with czechoslovak arms dealers.

Banned for making a deal with them to let you keep your arms as long as they can amputate your legs.

Banned for pressing the Page Down key.

GOG is banned for not refreshing the page correctly, so that I had to retype this whole post!

Banned because I recently had the honor of describing Gravity Falls thusly: "a bonkers ride through spooky-town and the coco de mer for fuel never runs out".

Banned because fuel is finite, and will eventually run out.

^ banned for not relying on the notion that humans will transcend their need for fossil fuel, replacing it a with new technology in the not too distant future

Banned for trying to sell your beans by convincing people that they can rely on fart power.

Banned for not describing When Gravity Fails instead.

Banned for underestimating the POWER of the farts.

^ banned because Jean made a machine; Joe made it go, and Art let go a fart and blew the whole machine apart

Banned because the only "Art" I know is a killer clown. Not from outer space, but he's empowered by a demonic loli.

^ banned for not knowing "Art" but knowing what you like

Banned for not knowing that I know what I like IS art!

Banned for liking artificial products.

^ banned, for not all protuberances are natural