^ Banned for loving Deus Ex: Invisible War.

Banned for nudging furniture with such overwhelming force that it bounces around the room.

Banned for miscalculating the bounce factor of green plastik apple crates.

^ Banned for causing the game to crash to desktop

^Banned for crashlanding on the floor right from the chair that stands in front of your desk.

Banned for standing on the chair that crash landed on your desk.

Banned for not staying hydrated. Go drink now!

Banned for not being organic. Go eat carbon now!

^ banned for being a silicon-based life form

Banned by hand from the stand and sand for getting panned.

^ banned because you remind me of a man

("What man?")

^ The man with the power.

("The power of what?")

^ The power of hoodoo

("Hoodoo?")

^ You do.

("Do what?")

^ You remind me of a man...

^ banned for making posts that go on too long & take up too much space.

^ banned for lacking a sense of humor

^ banned for telling lame jokes.

Banned for never having watched David Bowie's Labyrinth.