banned because you Meddle in other's affairs

Banned because during our checkout at Walmart today, I watched a teenage girl run into the men's bathroom. She was fallowed by 2 equally hyper teenage boys and one of them loudly announced, "Attention everyone, this man is here to have sex with a 13-year-old girl!" I tell this story because I don't understand it.

^ Banned for going to Wal-Mart's to buy all of the copies of Starfield for XBox Series for 3 cents so he can try to flip them for ridiculous prices on Ebay, Amazon, to GameStop, etc.

Banned because the only time I ever flipped an Xbox game was Rise: Son of Rome for $1 at a yard sale, which I sold to Game X Change for $20.

^ Banned for not getting Ryse: Son of Rome PC version.

Banned for expecting me to pay money to a linear military game; I don't care that it's unique in the subgenre for being a 3rd-Person Brawler instead of a First-Person Shooter, they're all terrible.

^ Banned for labeling and judging games so harshly/

Banned for terminating Judgement Day.

Banned for not picking up three copies of time cop

^ Banned and "Hasta La Vista" for all of the 90's action-movie references.

^ banned because when asked who he wanted to portray in a movie about composers of the Renaissance, Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach!"

^ Banned for being a classical music nerd mentioning musician Bach

^ banned for not appreciating humorous japes

Banned because everyone knows that Arnold's medieval role is Hamlet.

Banned because I saw a movie on MST3K in which Hamlet was wearing a leather jacket and looked like Fonzie.

Banned because what happened? Did they actually have sex in the bathroom? Were they escorted by security guards and/or arrested? Was he implying that there was also an adult male going in there with them, and was there?

Banned for questioning the behaviour of teenagers.