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Banned for aging 3 years for every 1 on account of that cow's heart.
^ banned for being factually inaccurate regarding my anatomy and my health

(I don't believe that your intention is spread vicious lies, right?)
Banned for knowing perfectly well that I was paraphrasing Moe Szyslack.
^ banned for not just telling the truth, in the first place, by posting that I am, "perfectly well"
Banned because "perfectly well" refers to what I claim that you know, not your state of being.
Banned for being pedantic.

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LegoDnD: Banned for finally understanding that freedom to self-destruct should be tied to freedom to divorce from society.

I'm not paying for your damn liver transplant.
Banned for not letting me divorce from society without necessarily self-destructing.
Banned for making a good point, the self-destruction is optional at that point.
Banned because this rocket ship had to self-destruct after being caught by a cat.

(not my photo).
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Post edited December 30, 2023 by J Lo
Banned because it's impossible to not love the silly things cats do.
^ banned for cataloging the cat's catastrophic calamity
Banned for ripping of mushrooms and not cutting them off properly.
Banned for wanting to do anything with mushrooms at all.
^Banned for picking them on uneven days (and that really is against our laws, no joke).
Banned because Iago from Aladdin loves telling jokes:

(Disclaimer: language)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3HYxgJgNQE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBifFrKZkDU
Post edited December 30, 2023 by J Lo
^ banned for abominable language