Homer Simpson wisdom is an oxymoron; you should be banned for mentioning such a thing.

Banned for not understanding that to be exactly what I was trying to say: you invoked anti-wisdom.

"What is mind? Doesn't matter; what is matter? Never mind!" -actual Homer Simpson quote.

Banned because we don't serve people like you here.

Banned because in fact we don't serve any people ... which is a shame really. Some of them are delicious.

Banned for eating LegoDnD's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Banned for banning Neumi for having a refined taste for livers.

Banned because I'd like to hear for Oldmi.

^ banned because, "Do you hear what I hear?"

Banned for having auditory hallucinations.

^Banned (and thereby saving his life) for having his ear pressed on train rails while saying that.

Banned for saving my life when you were trying to save Hooyaah.

^ banned for not appreciating the irony

Banned for not appreciating the ironing board.

^ Banned for not appreciating this GOG forum board.

Banned for not appreciating how bored you are.