^ banned for diminishing the joy of Christmas, by expecting a specific gift for yourself, rather than finding happiness in the sharing of the love and the charity inside your heart with others

^Banned for bursting into laughter while reading that aloud.

The zombi above me is Banned for not bursting into flames when I cast Turn Undead on them earlier

Banned because your name is too long and i did not read it.

Banned because your name is also fairly long.

Banned for trying to turn someone undead who's already undead. Also banned because the spellcheck doesn't seem to recognize the word "undead".

Banned so you can spend Christmas with your loved ones.

Banned for condemning HMA to spend time with his family.

^ banned for allowing grandma to consume such copious amounts of eggnog last night and allowing her to walk home in the snow and get "run over by a reindeer"

EDIT: Santa is blameless in this matter.

Banned because i happened to witness the incident and there are plenty of open questions regarding the exact circumstances. And that's a very charitable way of saying it.

^ Banned for trying to be Ace Harding and investigate this case.

Banned for obstructing JUSTICE.

Banned for only wanting vengeance instead of justice.

Banned for denying the overlap.

^ Banned for trying to be Perry Mason.