Banned because you're out of time.

Banned for going blind.

^ banned because you are out of touch

Banned for touching that dial.

Banned because are you referring to the game or the movie?

Banned for dialing H for Hero.


... and for sabotaging the forum engine making me post twice.

Banned for posting redundantly.
Banned for posting redundantly.

^ banned for being bananas

^ Banned b/c I was referring to the movie and for telling me about a game that I never played (which was on SNES, which I don't have; I was a Genesis kid).
^ Being for alliteration galore, for sure.

Banned because I was, too.

^ banned (both of you) because I was a Genesis kid... the book of Genesis

Banned for quoting quoting posters.

^ banned for dual quoting without using quotation marks

Banned because the quotation marks cancel each other out.

^ banned because you and yourself cancel each other out and are, therefore, mutually excluded

banned for using punctuation marks that actually mean something thats really a horrible thing to do

banned because punctuation marks are mean