Banned for offering deviled eggs as part of that deal.

Banned for looking away from the deviled eggs long enough so that I could eat them all.

^ banned for eating the devil out of said eggs

Banned for not washing his hands after doing business with the Golgathan

^ Banned for not being Silent Bob

Banned because Kevin Smith is only appealing when he doesn't speak.

Banned because I read his garbage Batman issue.

Banned because that time he was caught with a briefcase walking down a fenced dock probably towards an unspecified yacht, he was probably in talks for his abominable He-Man reboot.

Banned for sending him to Detroit

^ banned for taking a wrong turn in Albuquerque

Banned for putting the crazed weasels in the box.

^ Banned for being a zombie & eating those crazed weasels that WERE in the box.

Banned for skipping over the part where the weasels are purchased from a donut shop and ravage the customer's face until he meets his soulmate.

^ banned for attempting to conjure disconcerting images in the minds of GoG forumites

^ Banned for finding Warm Bodies and turning others into Zombies.