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^ banned, for lighting them

EDIT:

(and sitting too close and inhaling deeply)
Post edited Yesterday by Hooyaah
Banned for exhaling and forgetting to inhale again.
^ banned for not understanding that doing so would result in death

O.O
Banned for assuming that I wasn't implying that. Banned for thinking that I'm so heartless that I'd want you to die rather than banning you from killing yourself.
^ banned for implicating yourself
Banned for enforcing contradicting laws, which force the citizenship to not take you seriously.
^ banned for yet another trife post devoid of tact, fact, or ingenuity
^ banned just for the heck of it
Hooyaah is banned for expecting high art in a silly joke thread.
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MysterD: ^ banned just for the heck of it
^ banned, because it was a requirement of this post...

But here, have a fresh, large, home-made chocolate chip cookie!

(That's because you're special!)
Banned for attempting to recruit people into the special forces by feeding them cookies.