^ Banned for pulling a Cary Elwes near the end of Saw (original movie)

Banned because me and my friend once went to see one of the Saw movies. It was the middle of the day and the theatre was empty except for myself, my friend, and a woman who brought in an infant and a toddler. On top of bringing children to see a gory horror movie, this piece of work sat right in front of us, forcing us to listen to her kids crying throughout the film.

^Banned for not throwing a toaster at her.

Banned because I didn't have one.

Banned for not bringing one.

Banned because: Who goes to the movies without a toaster?! Really now, dude ...

edit: dem ninjas. But I guess this was so outrageous we both had to say something about it.

^ banned for not suggesting that he had unclogged his nose into tissues and, after rolling them into wads, thrown them at her repeatedly until she relocated

Banned for not suggesting that he bring a foghorn and use it at close range.

Banned because I should have done that.

Banned for eating my only snacks I left in the fridge. As punishment, there'll be no dinner for you tonight!

Banned because I filled up on snacks, so I'm not hungry for dinner anyways.

Banned for admitting that you ate my snacks! Oi!

Banned for not realizing that the main reason he didn't want a proper dinner is because he doesn't like your cooking.

Banned because touché.

Banned for touching.