Banned because the forum is too broken to post links.

^ Banned for being 45

Banned because I'm not Mark Collins

^ Banned for stealing Mark Collins's identity.

^ banned for stealing the identity of a common small kitchen appliance

Banned for reminding me to watch The Brave Little Toaster.

Banned because you could just watch MysterD.

^ Banned for watching me.

^Banned for getting hot when people turn you on.

Banned for not posting URL without any special characters (like brackets) that have to be escaped to be used in links in this forum.

Banned for losing your arm first, then your head, before going down. Why can't we just skip directly to the head?

^ banned for raising your arm when you have no question to ask

Banned because I was trying to distract everyone so Neumi could sneak past them and head for the objective. *lowers my arm and takes a seat*

^banned for using one arm to lift the remains of the other one without wrapping it in a towel, thereby spreading blood all over the floor.

Banned for chewing off your leg and then realizing that it was the wrong one.

Banned for excessive not-swearing. I mean for f***'s sake, my friend! Don't you know that cursing is a mark of creativity?