Banned for Little Richard.

^ banned for actually liking tutti frutti ice cream

Banned for preferring Superman ice cream.

Banned because I can't find an ice cream truck that has the Spongebob ice cream.

Banned because while taking a break from clearing the remains of my Grandpa's house, (a tornado tore the roof off years after he died) a neighboring laborer offered me ice cream off the passing truck. In the terrible May heat, I picked the ninja turtle; I had to lick the last of it from my wrist within 2 minutes.

Banned for doing a cat wash in public.

^ banned for causing a cataclysmic catatonic cat cathode catastrophe deep within the Catholic catacombs

Banned because my best friend is a fuzzy widdle killer and playfully pudgy pillow.

Banned for trying to make murder seem cute.

Banned because of course it did; that's why it's called a tore-nado.

Banned because murders are actually happy times.

Banned for watching Happy Days.

Banned for not appreciating Fonzie enough.

^ banned for Jumping The Shark Fonzie-style

^ banned for trying to dance like "Fonzie"

Banned for thinking you can fix everything by banging on it with a hammer.