Banned for miscounting; it's 18.

Banned because that last one happened after I created my post.

Banned for marching on my lawn when I haven't planted any plants to counter against your mob of zombies! And now I'm banning you from inside my basement.

Banned for using a lawnmower for banning.

Ha! My earlier ban was my attempt at distracting you so I could sneak out of my basement and kill all your fellow zombies since they were too busy surrounding you as you tried to respond to my ban. Banned!

Banned because you missed George, who was on the street at that time getting a snack. Don't look behind you, it's too late anyway.

Banned because you missed me. The one whom George had bitten was my clone who was with me hiding in the basement and had my back the whole time. *mourns my clone*

Banned, because George can tell the difference between cloned meat and natural grown meat, so he yelled "Yo! Reggie. Some mothaf*** tries to f*** with us. Get Huey, Dewey, and Louie and check the f*** basement".

Banned because my clone had done his research. He knew you zombies in and out! In his final moments, he told me to call Hooyaah to cast an invisibility magic spell on me because not long after, George would soon realize that the meat he consumed was of cloned meat. So I listened to my clone's advise, called Hooyaah, and he agreed to cast an invisibility spell on me. I ran out of my house.

^Banned because George was still outside and could smell you and your clone was now working for us anyway and told us the whole plan and how to counter the spell.

Banned because I was already at LegoDnD's front yard when George had managed to catch my scent. I called LegoDnD and told him that I needed to shatter his Lego sets around his house in order to slow down the zombies while he and I planted sunflowers, peashooters, and nuts on his front yard, back yard, and anywhere around his house! With a disgruntled look, LegoDnD whispered to me that I needed to help him rebuild his Lego sets once this is all over.

Banned because the plants would not grow due to the drough this summer and you could not afford the amount of Lego necessary to stop us. They doubled their prices while we doubled our ranks. And we made sure to "recruit" bank managers to make sure you could not take a credit.

Banned because I just spoke through an open channel imploring the help of anyone who heard the message that Neumi has gone insane with his zombie army! LegoDnD and I shall stand our ground with the plants we've already planted.

"TO ANYONE LISTENING, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! WE REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE AGAINST THE EVERINCREASING ZOMBIE ARMY UNDER NEUMI'S COMMAND. WE KINDLY IMPLORE FOR WHATEVER HELP THAT YOU COULD BRING TO THE FIGHT AGAINST THE ZOMBIES AT THIS LOCATION ******** (LegoDnD's home address)"

Banned because our partner Donald T. lobbied against it. People should rather try to get electrocuted than eaten by zombies! Fox News even called it a scam.

Banned because after seeing my dead plants and your even more deader zombies, I've decided to invite you to a game of rock paper scissors where the loser gets to leave. (And I'm not gonna let you post a ban to give me your answer as it will happen here LOL)

Me: "The first person to get three wins, gets to be the winner."
Neumi: "Okay, that's simple."

ROUND 1
Me = Paper
Neumi = Rock

I won

ROUND 2
Me = Paper
Neumi = Scissors

Neumi won

ROUND 3
Me = Scissors
Neumi = Rock

Neumi won

Me: "Wait! Why am I losing? Okay Neumi, give me some time to breathe." *takes a deep breath* "Okay, let's continue."

ROUND 4
Me = Rock
Neumi = Paper

Neumi won

Me: "I-I admit defeat. Before that, I need to write my last will." *turns around with my back facing Neumi* *turns back to Neumi and hands him a piece of paper containing my last will* "Don't flip the paper until you've killed me."

Neumi: "Okay." *bites Lovstrelfra then reads the last will*

The last will: "I'm the clone MK II, the closest to the original. His scent, personality, everything! And Lovstrelfra has already consulted a different powerful wizard (Not Hooyaah, or else you could just come to him and ask about me) and asked the wizard to change his scent and everything else that could be used by Neumi and his zombie army to track him in case his last plan failed. So yeah, he's somewhere enjoying his life atm. Gg."