^ banned for dropping on the deck and flopping like a fish

Banned for never having been rickrolled.

... still didn't happen, since there is no autoplay, this is the best I could come up with. You're welcome.

^ banned, for disclosing where the link would take the baited clicker, thereby ruining the shock, awe, and horror and sharply decreasing the likelihood of catching any would-be victims in the first place

Banned for denying the existence of those who like that song.

Banned for blasphemy!

^ Banned for not liking Left 4 Dead games

Banned because I would like L4D if they were single-player.

Banned because I couldn't get into that game. I don't see why it's so popular.

^Banned because that's exaclty something someone would say who was never allowed to join in.

Banned for playing keep away.

^ banned for appropriating sugared confections from an infant

Banned because it's not as easy as it sounds.

You can actually play L4D games offline and solo with AI.
Not that the AI's great or anything out-the-box, but still...

You don't actually like to ban people, and for that you're banned.

^ You do, actually like to ban people, and for that you are banned.