Banned for representing while leaning backwards with your arms crossed.

^Banned for crossreferencing.

Banned for refereeing a fencing duel fought using crucifixes.

^banned for hitting his opponent with a fence during a similar duel

Banned for being the gatekeeper, and hoarding all of the gates for yourself!

Banned for exposing it as the gategate scandal.

Banned for gatekeeping.

Banned for making the least creative ban in this entire thread.

Banned because I get dreams that normal people would consider nightmares, but I don't. I once had one where I was abducted by a serial killer driving a cab. He strapped me down to a chair and pulled my teeth out with pliers, and replaced them with razors. I don't have sense of fear or dread in these dreams.

^ banned for, essentially, referring to yourself as abnormal

^Banned for abnormalizing crazed weasels.

^ banned, because J Lo looks, by all appearances, to be a racoon

Banned because I act like one, too.

^ banned for rooting around, so very noisily, in the dumpster (yet again) last night

Banned because it's a living.

I wanted to post a Flintstones clip of that quote, but couldn't find a video that just had that line.