Banned for not watching Beast Wars.

Banned for underestimating the seventh ThunderCat!

Banned because if I hear that damn cat say his name twice in a row even once, I'll abandon one of my own cats.

^ banned for having a major crush on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Banned because I have a crush on Ashley Greene.

Banned for crashing into Ashley's lawn.

Banned for accusing me of pedophilia.

^ banned for trying the redefine a perfectly good word, simply so that you could question my reason for banning you

Banned for trying to convince me that AOC is a legal adult.

^ banned for being wrong about her age: (No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen. [U.S. Constitution, Article I, section 3, clause 3])

reinstated, because she acts like a spoiled ten-year-old

Banned for changing your mind.

Banned for not listening to Beastwars.

Banned for making assumptions. Maybe he does listen to them.

^Banned because the Eye of Thundera is no match for this rat's Eye.

Banned for misspelling thunder.

Banned because Thundercats was better in 2011 and their cancelation is a crime against art.