Banned, because you bite people you meet on the street. Not only banned, you should also wear a muzzle.

Banned for cannibalizing Michael Rockefeller.

^ Banned for insisting that you have to rock a feller.

Banned for felling rocks.

^ banned for not properly repeating the following tongue-twister rapidly three times in succession:

One smart feller, he felt smart.

Two smart fellers, they felt smart.

Three smart fellers, they all felt smart.

Banned because you smelt fart.

Banned because he who smelt it, dealt it.

Banned for accusing me of being a fart dealer; I'm a meth dealer!

^banned for selling meth that smells like farts.

Banned for being too good at solving meth problems using an abacus.

^ B& 4 Knot smelling abacus.

^Banned for performing anal phabets.

Banned for perforating your anus.

Banned for being a proctologist.

^ banned for being a colorectal surgeon by the name of Seymour Butts, M.D.