^ banned for chattering gibberish that sounds as if you are speaking Japanese... don't do that... sometimes you make sense and confuse them

O.o

Banned for stealing all parts of a tractor except for the wheels.

^ banned for writing a John Deer letter about it

Banned for asking for milk and cookies in a very obscene manner.

^ Banned for dressing obscene, after returning from the dead.

^ banned, because I never got my *@#%ing Girlscout cookies and &#{+}4am milk!

^Banned for starting a import business for 'brownies' from Amsterdam instead, then replacing his suit with a pink leisuire suit and wearing a oversized fedora and a lot of gold.

^banned for being the star in every goose hunting movie.

Banned because you're always dead in every movie appearance of yours.

^ banned, because Nuemi5694's audience is always riveted to the screen like zombies anyway

Banned for being unjust. The reason for his banning is not le_chevalier's fault.

^Banned for doubting a valid legitimate reason for a ban.

Banned because I'm doubting your doubt.

^ banned, because you don't have your boxing gloves equipped