^ Banned for not guarding the USA borders.

^Banned for drowning at the attempt to patrol its sea borders.

Banned, because the protagonist in Human Apocalypse is an ex-zombie. You're a zombie. You're still infected and haven't been cured. You're still not normal, functioning, and harmless human again.

^banned because we are the cure.

Banned for thinking that in order to be cured, you need to be the sickness.

Banned for listening to Disturbed.

^ banned for being down with that

^Banned because I am not Sickness, I'm Vengeance ... no wait, that was someone else.

Banned for impersonating Batman.

^ banned because your actual name is Bateman and you tell people, "drop the 'e'"

Banned for Bateman and Rowbin.

^ banned for Stuperman

Banned for refusing to wake up.

WAKE UP!

^ ba nnnned cuz I aynt as thinkk as yew druunk i yam

Banned for your own safety, because if i don't ban your drunk self you might trip on your farmland and die with your innards spilling out, like Judas