Banned because we were just spooning.

^ ...and that helped you to "firm up" your dangling participle, right?

BANNED

^ Banned for not being able to memorize spells.

Banned for hiding your treasure map inside your treasure chest. Nobody will ever be able to access your treasure, including yourself.

Banned because the trick is to remember where you put it.

^ banned fur putting it in the first place.

Banned for removing the treasure chest and hiding the map in its location, then spending the whole treasure (worth 2.49USD including the material cost for the chest) on alcohol.

Banned for not appreciating that I made it easy for everyone, I could have put it in Second Place and nobody would have noticed.

Banned for not noticing that nice guys finish last.

banned fur changing the topic.

Banned for shopping at Hot Topic, and that outfit was the best you could find.

Banned because it's not like Hot Topic has good clothing to begin with.

Banned because Hot Topic downgraded from goth to Big Bang Theory.

Banned because I hate that show.

Banned for calling it "nerd-face" when that was obviously Family Matters and Big Bang Theory is more like geek-sploitation.