Banned because I hate it when someone emails me about a task and not being clear about it whether the request is supposed to be an obligatory thing or just something that's optional. Like don't be vague about it ffs.

Banned for not utilizing the Spam folder.

^banned because he's talking about coworkers who write one liners without even a question mark when they want to know something.

banned, because simply ignoring coworkers like that is the best plan

^banned because that explains why so many people get lumps of coals for christmas.

Banned for not realizing that you can turn them into diamonds.

^ banned, for allowing this video of you creating a diamond on YouTube

Banned for confusing a diamond with a marble.

^ banned for losing one of your marbles before the eyes of a young Uma Thurman

Banned because Uma Therman is hot enough to be called Uma Thermos.

^ banned, because this (at 1:00) is the absolute hottest she's ever looked

Banned because Epic Beard without a Dwarf.

Banned because I need to make sure. Umm.. You're neumi right? *examines the zombie's face very intently*

Neumi: *facepalms behind me*

Me: *looks back* Ah, there you are! Sorry, I mistook you for this other zombie.

Banned because WeebFurry being a WeebFurry.

Banned for engaging in piracy.