Banned because how else would you eat it?

Banned because I'm a dork with refined taste.

Banned for letting your dog eat your spaghetti, only crazy people don't like pasta!

Banned for being literally a nut. Not sure if I need my nut cracker.

^ banned for reminding me of Tchaikovsky

Banned because you don't need your nut cracker. Christmas isn't for another 8 months.

^ banned and your nuts cracked for being ninjaed

^banned for using Tchaikovsky's nut cracker to torture critters.

(edit: and of course I don't mean the excellent music, but his actual nut cracker with his initials PIT engraved)

^ banned, because in the end, the nutcracker defeats the evil mouse king ("critter") and thereby saves little Clara

Banned for getting your nuts cracked.

Banned, because your account password got cracked by some nuts.

Banned for blaming me.

^ banned because you are to blame

Banned for discovering that time I hi-jacked a Runescape account to teach the user a lesson about speaking his password.

^ banned, because I still have yet to report that impropriety to the proper authorities

Banned because don't bother. The authorities have their hands full with forum ninjas.