^ banned for trapping J Lo in jiggly Jell-O and giddily giggling

Banned for saying just that.

Banned for changing your profile picture faster than I change my username.

Banned for forgetting to make eye holes for your mask, before wearing it. Nobody turned off the lights, if you're wondering.

Banned for staring at the sun.

^ banned because you are third eye blind


EDIT: (and you have never found The Son)

Banned because I saw the sun. It opened up my eyes and said "come on".

^Banned because he tried to see me, feel me, touch me, heal me
(you can't heal my kind, only feed us)

Banned because you are a zombie. Healing magic only works on the living.

^ banned because necro-magic will only bring death

Banned because you asked what the fine for necrophilia in Cyrodiil is.

Banned because death will only bring the end of pain.

EDIT: Banned for interrupting me.

Banned for being Tommy the zombie ("Tombie").

I also ban myself for banning three people at once... make that four.

Banned for being ban-happy.

Banned for not enjoying your job as a banning officer.

^ banned by a banshee for feeling pleasure from the misfortune of others