Banned because motorboating is the only valid way to travel with style!

Banned for thinking that dribbling on boobs will get you anywhere.

Banned because Red Lobster's biscuits are better.

^ banned, because Olive Garden's bread sticks are better than either

Banned because those breadsticks are the only things not over-priced in that place.

Banned for having a good sense for money.

^ banned, for having a heightened olfactory sense which can "sniff out" money $$$

Banned for not having the device to sniff out anyone who can cast dark magic. Don't worry tho, I have what you need! Introducing, DART 2000 (Darkmagic Tracker 2000)! This device will beep the moment you stand near someone who possesses dark mana. Don't worry, it's infused with mana so as to allow the tool user to be the only one capable of hearing the beeping sound it makes in order to not alert the dark magic user. Therefore, only a magician can use this tool, the DART 2000!

Banned because this works with the Sniffmaster 3000 from Leisure Suit Larry: Love for Sail.

Banned for watching prawns, instead of cooking my seafood dish.

Banned because your seafood dish was ready, It's just that our waiter is still rather new and he served it to the wrong customer who also happened to order the same dish as you. Apologies. We're currently cooking that dish you ordered.

EDIT: You know what, you're banned anyway. So your order is also cancelled. MWAHAHAHAHA!!

Banned because the cook blew himself up while making the dish.

Banned for eating your own swan.

Banned because you have no evidence.

banned (and deceased) for ingesting improperly prepared fugu ( 河豚; 鰒; フグ )

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Banned because the change in your profile picture makes me think really hard what your previous one was.

EDIT: Dang it. I got ninja'ed. >3>

EDIT 2: THE NINJA'ED JUST BECAME THE NINJA (which is me)!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait nvm. InSaint's post below me feels like it's directed at me, but it also felt so fast that I thought I ninja'ed him. You know what, InSaint didn't ninja me. My mistake.