Banned because you're jealous of my cake.

Banned because your cake is jealous of my cake. Your cake is mad that it wasn't baked correctly like I did to mine.

Banned for leavning the cake out in the rain at MacArthur's park.
I could not take it since it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh no!

Banned because I'm willing to sell the recipe at 1,000,000 gils.

^ banned for being a sellout

Banned for being a buy in.

Banned for buying low and selling high.

Banned because Psychotica has a good version of that song.

Banned because we have very different tastes.

Banned for not tasting like other humans.

Banned because what the f*ck?!

Banned for having a triangular black eye.

Banned because you're about to have one too if you don't take back what you said about her.

Banned for playing Nier:Automata.

Banned because funny thing is, I've yet to play the game. I just like her design.

^ banned, because Nier: Automata is the saddest video game I have ever played, all of the protagonists die in the most horrible way - Steam deleted my review because (I had played it too many hours to have truly disliked the game.