Banned for nonsensical ports. I am referring to the upcoming Doom game. As soon as I saw it was a mobile game, I said "get that disgusting thing out of my face", and threw my monitor across the room.

...I didn't actually throw my monitor, but the rest of what I said was true.

Banned for expecting sensical ports. Doom has been on every digital device ever invented!

Banned for banning some sense into me.

Banned for having sense banned into you.

Banned it was processed with sensory input.

Banned because this banning streak ends now!

Banned for streaking now until the end.

Banned for undercooking the steaks

Banned because Undercook has last been updated seven years ago.

Banned for treating zombies as second class citizens.

Banned for allowing zombies to vote.

Banned for discriminating zombies for the "alive" status.

We're all equal, no matter if the skin color is white, black, red, yellow or green.
And there's smelly people among the living too!

Banned, because there's no zombie that can be described as "sleeping dead", or "sitting dead". You people may need to take some rest.

Banned for resurrecting the dead so he can kill them again and make them rest in pieces.

banned for piecing together the rest of that dead post about killing and then resurrecting it.