Banned for not giving such chair to your beloved honorable politicians in DC. But first, the chair's electric shock must be activated with a trigger, that's connected to a lie detector.

^ banned for asking questions which can only elicit lies as a response

Banned for asking a woman her age, a man his income, and an old Argentinian about what he did in World War 2.

Banned for asking the man his age, the woman what she did in World War 2, and the Argentinian a difficult calculus question.

Banned for making bans more complicated

Banned for not being smart enough to appreciate a convoluted mess of a ban.

Banned for giving your partner a Lego chocolate instead of a real chocolate as her Valentine's day gift.

Banned for fattening your partner up for the slaughter.

Vinry is banned for implying that I would have a waifu.

Banned for skipping my obedient robot, ST0N3L3SS! How will my precious robot ever learn how to make great comebacks if you keep skipping him?!

Banned for misspelling whatever the hell you were trying to say.

EDIT: Banned for interrupting me.

Banned for not being cultured enough to know what waifu means.

^ Banned for waifuing your waffles in the wrong direction, so get the waifu out of here!

Banned for sending Dallas into the air shafts to get the alien out of here, and giving him wrong directions because you are using an electronic map with a 2D GUI.

I'm curious as to why there isn't any blood when Dallas was attacked by the alien. The xenomorphs are violent monsters from birth.

^ banned for not scolding HeresMyAccount for not having a waifu to withhold her WiFi and whiff his waffles Wednesdays