Banned for being humane.

Banned because banning is inherently inhumane.

Banned because I-I'm trying to ban you as humanely as possible. *softly clicks the "Post my message" button on the screen*

Banned because I'm trying to invoke a Dexter-like vibe, where banning is evil and I ban those who ban.

Banned for banning unto others how they would ban unto you.

Banned for advancing me to the last good season.

^ banned and thrown into the pot with the final seasoning, cayenne pepper... the cannibals shall be delighted

Banned for flying away on a v-guitar with severed heads hanging from it.

^ banned for playing a scythe while reaping actual souls with it while performing death metal to a raving audience

Banned because.... Damn.

Banned to hell for naughty language.

Banned because I need an interpreter.

Banned because I'm here! Okay let's see... Hmmm... What LegoDnD was trying to say was... *shocked* I-I don't think you want to know what he just said. I-I'll call someone else to replace me and interpret that for you. *runs away*

Banned for not doing your job. You signed up to interpret, regardless of how shocking the dialogue may be.

Banned for doing your job and shocking people in an electric chair.