Posted December 19, 2022
^ banned for pressing the self destruct button
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
SitcomAntibody
New User
Registered: Apr 2012
From United Kingdom
Posted December 19, 2022
^ Band for dropping beard hair everywhere
MightyFloTheKing
New User
Registered: Jun 2018
From Germany
Posted December 19, 2022
^ Banned for using it as dental floss.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted December 19, 2022
^ banned for secreting a depilatory in my shmpoo
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted December 19, 2022
Banned for secreting so much oil from your greasy hair that you need a special shampoo.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted December 20, 2022
^ banned, and because of your naughtiness this year, you won't get any sham poo, you will instead receive real poo
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted December 20, 2022
Banned because the joke is on you; anything real is more valuable than the artificial equivalent, and I need manure for my garden, anyway.
Post edited December 20, 2022 by HeresMyAccount
ST0N3L3SS
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Registered: Jun 2013
From United Kingdom
Posted December 20, 2022
Banned because why the F are the Portal games never on sale for Xbox!
LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted December 20, 2022
Banned for giving Xbox the time of day.
J Lo
Playing A Wonderful Life on Gamecube.
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted December 20, 2022
Banned because it's 11:21 PM at time of posting.
Vinry_.
Stop asking about my other half!
Registered: Dec 2016
From Indonesia
Posted December 20, 2022
Banned because thank you for the information. I really appreciate it.
LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted December 20, 2022
J Lo is banned for being from 1 hour in the future, or more if west of me.
le_chevalier
Quixotic Knight
Registered: Aug 2011
From Indonesia
Posted December 20, 2022
Banned, because your clock is correct only twice a day.
Vinry_.
Stop asking about my other half!
Registered: Dec 2016
From Indonesia
Posted December 20, 2022
Banned because your clock is wrong 23 or 24 times a day, depending on how you see the mistake at 00:00 to belong to the day before or the new day.
SitcomAntibody
New User
Registered: Apr 2012
From United Kingdom
Posted December 20, 2022
Banned for not being human