^ banned because your moving artillery has been targeted by a Switchblade 600

Banned for thinking that a switchblade could possibly be effective against a missile launcher.

Banned because metal health will drive you mad.

Banned, because you could use the switchblade on the missile launcher's operator.

^banned for stealing ideas from Starship Troopers
"MEDIC!!!!"

^ banned for not taking your anti-zombification medicine

Banned because that can only be fixed with surgery.

Banned because surgery to get fixed might end up with a very different result than what you're expecting.

Banned for suing the surgeons for malpractice.

Banned for thinking that surgeons should be above accountability.

Banned because you know who's above accountability? Banning officers. Our accusations are baseless, and the fact that the banned get to come back downplays any urgency that the word accountability holds.

^ banned for insinuating that the baseless allegation thread is the banning thread minus the banning

Banned because what I'm saying is... I'm hungry!

^ banned because you're not so hungry that your belly button is rubbing a sore spot on your backbone

Banned for having a button on your belly which activates a device for rubbing your backbone.

Banned for piercing that button for some decoration.