Banned because that's actually the answer, not the question. And it's a lie.
(if I catch anyone urinating there, he's in for trouble)

Banned because I left the house, which relieves me of any consequences from urinating in that room.

Banned for taking a leek.

Banned because J Lo was actually completely right as to the location of the bathroom.

Banned for not giving cardinal directions instead of left/right, for better accuracy. You could rotate farther to the left and end up in the same direction as if you turned to the right.

Banned for rotating in the wrong direction.

"No! Your other left..."

Banned for rotating to the wrong left.

^ banned for not gravitating to the right right

Banned for refusing to eat bugs.

Banned because when someone made that request of you, your response was, "Bah, humbug!"

Banned for calling the Ghostbusters to catch the spirit of christmas past.

Busted for ghosting the spirit of banning.

Banned for drinking bottles of vodka until you're so drunk that you voluntarily participate in this thread.

Banned because the same could be said of anyone who participates in this thread. Now that I think of it, I have a bottle of bootleg whiskey I'm willing to share with whoever's here.

^ banned for doing so, after so much Mandarin schnapps