Banned because how else am I going to kill Chrome Lego Santa?

Banned for telling to the world about your evil plan. Ok you're under arrest, now show me your hands where I can see them! *whispers* I need you to tell me the different ways you've come up with to kill Chrome Lego Santa. I also happen to want to kill him as well.

Banned for thinking that I was talking about real cookies that people would eat, when clearly it was a euphemism for vomit.

Banned because dang it, you got me. Or, you might actually be lying about the euphemism, therefore I'll stay skeptical so I won't have to say you got me twice.

Banned because I got you twice.

Banned, because you have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found obese.

Banned for double-dipping.

^ banned, because "Please Try Again" means that you effed up on the reCAPTcha, not, "Good Job, Please Continue"

Banned for random reasons.

Banned for bandom reasons.

^ banned for getting the reCAPTCHA "incorrect," because you did not click on the "bicycle" because, here in the United States, it is technically referred to as a motorcycle, not a "bicycle" (Of course, I don't blame you for no longer planning on buying the games that you intended to purchase by the end of this year, because of such an oppressive method of shunning good, actual persons.)

Banned without any apparent reason.

Banned for appearing to be reasonable without cause.

Banned for only knowing enough binary to ask where the bathroom is.

Banned because here's how:

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