Banned for hallucinating a wedding ring, and thinking that you married your sex doll.

Banned because that wasn't a hallucination.

^ banned because your doll, "Barbie," left Ken for G.I. Joe

Banned because Barbie left G.I. Joe for my Spider-Man action figure.

^ banned because your Mary Jane action figure "disposed of" Barbie

Banned because Mary Jane is going to be legalized in Germany.

Banned for wishful thinking

Banned because I thought my peashooters eliminated your kind before. Have you come back for more?

Banned because you didn't see us coming :)

edit: nvm, not the place here.

Banned for leaving the Chess game before its end thinking `bout sex hallucination while resting in the 🕳️

░A_B C D E F G H
8 ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓░ ▓ ░ 8
7 ░ ▓ ░ ▓♞▓ ░ ▓ 7
6 ▓ ░ ▓♚▓ ░ ▓ ░ 6
5 ░♖░ ▓ ░ ♖░ ▓ 5
4 ▓ ░♖░ ▓ ░ ▓ ░ 4
3 ░ ▓░ ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓ 3
2 ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ░2
1 ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓1
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^ banned for not playing the game of Chess, which requires two kings

Banned for playing with a deck of cards that has three Jokers.

Banned for playing against the Joker with a deck of cards.

Banned because I always wanted the blade-edged cards the joker uses as ninja stars. Where can I get a set from?

Banned for confusing Joker with Gambit.