^ banned for copying/pasting exposés

Banned for copying exhibitionists by exposing yourself.

^ banned, because I only expose myself to your petty vacuous insults by posting in this forum

Banned for exposing your bigotry against nudists in my paranoid delusions.

Banned because the keyword here is "delusions". So basically you have no reason to ban him!

Banned because the keyword is "my", as in I'll ban whatever MY reason.

Banned, because all of your Lego Minifigures are haunted and they're conspiring. This is not a theory.

Banned for jumping in a waiting_for_big_promotion train
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Banned because I'm trying to understand what your username means. Hmmmmm...

^ banned, because some things are just meant to inscrutable

Banned because we need more people who are willing to shed some light on the inscrutable in this world. I, am not one of them. I'm too lazy. But you on the other, this should be pretty easy for you, since you happen to shine brightest in the dark.

Banned for somehow shining dimmest in the light, and thus being darker than your surroundings.

^ banned for being darker than the total blackness surrounding you, within the black hole in which you reside

Banned for constantly calling me at work today! I won't pick up the phone!

Banned because you don't have a phone. The ringing is just a hallucination.