^ banned for not using the word ban, banning, or banned, and because you are STON3L3SS, you weigh under 14 pounds and are, therefore, a very slight measure of a man at best, and no man at all, at least

Banned for not appreciating the expression of my inner rapper.

Banned because rap is sometimes good poetry and always bad music.

Banned in the name of Covfefe the Strong!

Banned for all the times I've temporarily destroyed spots on my face just to pop a high-pressure zit that's way too deep.

Banned for trying to leave the criminal underworld when you’re in way too deep.

Banned because at least there's a satisfying relief of said pressure as it thuds against the mirror.

Banned for damaging the James Webb Space Telescope's mirrors. Now we can't see the aliens.

Banned for putting an expensive telescope in space where no one can reach it.

He should be banned. I think we can all agree on that, so let's not waste time with reasoning.

^ banned for being so agreeable, in an attempt to circumvent being banned

Banned for either going the lazy route or having sinister motives.

^ banned, because I am a benevolent banner and a banner for benevolence

Banned for repeating yourself.

^ banned for waving a banner while banning a benevolent banner