Banned because it's happy hour somewhere in the world.

Banned for making global excuses.

Banned for making globes.

Banned for making globs.

Banned for using a pair of binoculars to study a globular cluster. Those optics aren't strong enough to look that deep into space.

^ banned because no one "looks into space," the light arrives here and ones eyes process it, sending it the be perceived by the brain

Banned for pairing Brain with a mouse named Pinky.

Hooyaah is banned because when you receive light from far away or dark places, you're peering into the source, obviously.

^ You should be banned, because no matter how long we travel at the speed of light, we shall never escape our local cluster of galaxies, because anything further is moving away at an ever-increasing velocity; then, what is left of us will be alone.

Banned for not trusting in the Great Attractor. The Great Attractor will keep us warm and together forever, closer than ever before.

Banned because I wish I was a great attractor. My luck with the ladies is horrible.

Banned because one of the benefits of not having a partner is the fact that you won't have to worry which one of you might die first and worry how will you or your partner handle the grief.

J Lo is banned for wanting to be a dense glutton who hogs several octillion stars.

Banned because my SD card needs to lose some weight. It's FAT32.

Banned because that's a nice one! Lol