Banned for banning the right person.

Banned because it used to be here; what happened to it?

Banned because it got nuked.

Banned because good riddance, the only good Duke Nukem is 3D and just barely.

Banned because I'd rather play Doom.

Banned for not rather playing Shadow Warrior.

Banned for not rather playing Lego Island.

Banned because I finally got Lego Batman 3.

Banned for waiting till you had insomnia to get it.

Banned because I'm actually narcoleptic.

Banned for using narcotics

Banned because... Well, I'm bane you because I'm not come to the forum in very long time and therefore I'm not banned anyone in very long time.

Congratulations, you are the selected to be banned after all this time.

Banned for might being my favorite forum poster. Easily top 5 anyway.

Banned for favouritism.

Banned for not taking banning seriously enough. You should only ban someone if you don't like their face, Taco Tuesday got canceled at your favorite restaurant, or you have bad indigestion.

^ banned for taking banning far too seriously, take a hike like the prime lending rate