Banned because I'm the Hamburglar. My only goal is to steal their McDonald's.

Banned for implying i'm not bright enough to find the McDonald's which allegedly exists in Skyrim. Where is it? Riften?

Banned because it's a Dark Brotherhood secret. They had to kill Grimace because he wanted to tell people about it.

Banned for killing the dungeon inmates before i could torture them into revealing the location.

^ banned for having ways of making them talk

Banned for having a low interrogating skill. You can learn from me if you want. >.>

Banned for uttering interrogatory sentences, aren't you?

Banned for not knowing whether your ban was effective.

Banned for not expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

Banned for the coincidence. (I was just chatting with one of the GOG members here through PM about some Inquisition, and here you are mentioning about the Spanish Inquisition. Just what are the chances?)

Banned for banning me on purpose instead of coincidentally.

Banned for refusing to release Serious Sam 2 & 3 on GOG.

Banned for not taking the issue seriously enough.

Banned for refusing to release the Duke Nukem series on GOG.

Banned for banning the wrong person.