Banned, because you're an undercover police officer looking to advance your rank.

Banned for suggesting such things without any basis.

Banned for basing a suggestion on things.

Banned for appearing out of nowhere. (To elaborate, I had to open the previous page of this thread to get an idea as to why le_chevalier banned the way he did. And when I returned to the last page, suddenly your post appeared)

^ banned for posting that five minutes too latte

^ Banned because now i want a coffee with milk.

Banned because I want my coffee with breast milk- I mean breast milk- I mean breast milk…

Banned for making me think of the triple-boobed prostitute from the original Total Recall movie.

^ Banned for being a pervert.

^ banned for carrying a roll of paper towels wherever you go

Banned because the towels are necessary in case a bit of Hapygoo gets spilled and needs to be wiped up.

Banned 'cuz towelz sux.

Banned for speaking like an american.

^ banned for understanding my above post perfectly... great minds do think alike

Banned for establishing the Icky Sticky Gooey Committee.