Posted April 17, 2022
^ banned for not finding the other half for MovingArtillery
Hooyaah
Lux dissipat tenebras
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
J Lo
Human Unit Non-Killable
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted April 17, 2022
Banned for organizing military logistics.
Hooyaah
Lux dissipat tenebras
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted April 17, 2022
^ banned for not realizing that military intelligence is an oxymoron
InSaintMonoxide
美猴王
Registered: Mar 2015
From Bosnia and Herzegovina
Posted April 17, 2022
^ Banned for being brainwashed to be anti military culture ... *starts humming the elephant song from the Jungle Book*
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted April 17, 2022
Banned for having the bear necessities.
Hooyaah
Lux dissipat tenebras
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted April 18, 2022
^ banned for not knowing that the aim of their patrol is a question very droll
J Lo
Human Unit Non-Killable
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted April 18, 2022
Banned for being on patrol in your outdated crown vic, instead of a modern police cruiser.
Hooyaah
Lux dissipat tenebras
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted April 18, 2022
^ banned because I'm Live On Patrol in a Dodge Durango
Vinry_.
Stop asking about my other half!
Registered: Dec 2016
From Indonesia
Posted April 18, 2022
Banned for being too busy banning GOG users while your colleague is driving the police car, hoping that you could talk to him to keep him awake.
Hooyaah
Lux dissipat tenebras
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted April 18, 2022
^ banned because I was answering multitudinous text messages from the "back-seaters.'
ST0N3L3SS
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Registered: Jun 2013
From United Kingdom
Posted April 18, 2022
Banned for texting while driving.
Hooyaah
Lux dissipat tenebras
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted April 18, 2022
^ banned because my car drives itself
J Lo
Human Unit Non-Killable
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted April 18, 2022
Banned for owning a haunted car.
Vinry_.
Stop asking about my other half!
Registered: Dec 2016
From Indonesia
Posted April 18, 2022
Banned because that kind of problem would never have existed if only you rode a bike (the normal one without the back seat). There's no space for the ghost to sit on!
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted April 18, 2022
Banned for not taking into account "bitch ghosts", so to speak.