Banned for reminding me that other thread existed.

^ banned for requiring a reminder

Banned for having a requiem for a dream

Banned for dreaming of a requiem.

Banned for mourning in the woods

Banned because I want to play a game that takes place in a haunted forest.

Banned for not yet playing Unforgiving, it's European fairytale horror and I'm stuck on the part where I play a musical instrument to cross a lake.

Banned for not watching Unforgiven. We've all got it coming.

Banned because it'd be funny if I misread your post into thinking that you were stuck at the part where you had to play AS a musical instrument to cross a lake. Now that's just silly.

EDIT: DANG IT! Banned because you ninja'ed me.

^ banned for being ninjaed so frequently

Banned for explaining a fact of forum life.

^ banned for mentioning it after I said, "Don't mention it."

Banned for doing unspeakable things.

^ banned for saying generally, in the general discussion forum because someone thought that you mentioned "General Lee," and it's not politically correct to mention his name.

Banned for using auto-correct for politics.