Banned for monkey business.

^ banned for tomfoolery, shenanigans, and being a jackanapes

Banned for jacking an ape.

^ banned for yelling at your dog Jack to get off the couch

Jack was on your uncle's lap. Banned for helping Jack off your uncle.

Banned for kidnapping a princess forcing a plumber to try and rescue her, but leaving decoys in numerous different castles across various worlds.

Banned for thinking that cardboard cut-outs constitute realistic decoys.

Banned for insulting my Seven of Nine cardboard cut-out.

Banned for unethical experiments in teleportation leading to the demonic army's of Hell invading Mars.

Banned because I needed to ban you in order to deliver a ban for another user whose post is located way above yours. Please don't take it personally.

Banned for keeping a notepad file consisting of all the previous usernames of some, if not all, GOG users who have changed their usernames to a different one. Creepy!!

^ banned Verlam, Vingry, or Moving Artillery, for accusing me of keeping a file of old user names, as I remember them all because I have a good memory

Banned for being a good friend to whomever you are friends with.

banned for banning for such a redonkulous reason, brah... you totally harshed my mellow

Banned for repeatedly causing serious personal and business problems for your boss. beating a young stripper you got pregnant to death and then killing a valuable race horse your previously inconvenienced boss deeply loved more then his children for the insurance money.

^ banned for making very good baseless allegations in the improper thread