banned for not keeping your artillery moving... it has been targeted and is no longer placed where it will be an asset

Banned because usually, the radar you're using would fail to register the most up to date locations of all the available units on the battlefield. That said, hitting it a few times is often sufficient to recalibrate it.

(Please don't do this at home)

^ banned, because what sort of outdated military surplus radar are you employing anyway?

Honestly, no idea. You should've banned HMA for this problem instead, since it's his responsibility in the procurement department for ensuring that every technology in the military stays up to date. >.>

You're banned for banning the wrong person! >:(

Banned for violating the geneva convention about using weapons that cause unnecessary bans.

Banned because the rules of the Geneva Convention is more of a suggestion, and you can follow them only if you feel like doing so.

^ banned for spreading disinformation and for not having attended the convention yourself

Banned because I was worried I would be court marshaled for not following the rules. Looks like I got away with a simple ban.

Banned as a cruel and unusual punishment from yours truly.

Banned because cruel punishments aren't necessarily unusual.

Banned for examining the usual suspects.

^ banned for being cross when cross-examining the suspects

Banned for giving exposure to Ace Attorney (!!!)

Banned for exposing yourself to Ace Ventura.

Banned for exposing yourself to my ban. MWAHAHAHAHA!