Banned because you can still hit people with the pommel.

Banned because i prefer spears anyway.

Banned because they can double as javelins if you need to throw them.

Banned for not throwing lawn darts instead.

Banned because I tried to make a point, but missed the target.

Banned because damn...

banned for damning J Lo, you only have banning authority

Banned by the banner men

Banned for waving the banner of your kingdom.

^ banned for waving goodbye to the banned man

Banned for trying to measure light and sound in waves.

^ banned for not knowing that if you were traveling toward a distant star at a rate nearly as fast as the speed of light while you were measuring the speed of its light coming toward you that it would still measure at the speed of light

Banned for trapping the next user. By that I mean you would come up with statements that the next user can only agree with, so that the user after that user would ban the former for being agreeable.

Banned, because I'm not sure I can agree with you that if you're really moving. You seem to be trapped in place.

Banned because I'm also not sure whether your profile picture is actually anchored to the logic of this world. I mean, it's either you possess some sort of dark magic, or you have the world's perfect balance and stamina to be able to stay forever mounted on your horse that is rearing up for eternity. You should've fallen from your horse like years ago!