Banned for raining on my parade.

Banned for singing in the rain.

Banned because it keeps falling on my head.

Banned because I wish it would rain down.

^Banned because your no Phil Collins.

^ Banned

* you're

^banned because. ^banned * you're is correcting my use of the wrong word while not even making a proper sentence.

Banned for being a grammarian.

Banned for being an unlicensed necromancer. In some circles it's okay to raise the dead, provided you filled out the proper form and delivered it to the right person, at the correct time of day, wearing the correct color of t-shirt(black.)

^ banned for raising children, who often make enough noise to raise the dead

Banned for trying restrict my casting with red tape.

Edit:ninja'd.

^ banned for allowing me to ninja you yet again

Banned for throwing smoke bombs and shurikens.

banned because when I asked a moderator if I could, they said, "Sure I can."

^Banned because he resorted to holding the moderator's captive in order to force them to give him permission.