Banned because I didn't fart, you liar! Because the one who smelt it is the one who dealt it!

^ banned for being a fart-sniffing connoisseur

Banned for using a cliché that's only ever used by people to blame others for their farts.

^ banned for being ninjaed and not being able to say the below tongue twister fast and without looking at it while quoting it out loud.:
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"One smart feller, he felt smart,

Two smart fellers, they felt smart,

Three smart fellers, they all felt smart."

Banned for eating banana spiders and getting mad when he finds that they don't taste like bananas at al.

Banned for trying to grab an ancient coin out of a hole in a short cliff and freaking out when it felt squishy and disappeared into the hole because it's the butt of a spider that really exists, I'm serious.

Banned for spider butt fantasies.

Banned because in my opinion, the Spider-Man game on the PlayStation 1 is pretty good.

Banned, because Spiderman is a dirty guy. You should pay a visit to his house. It's full of cobwebs.

Banned for running through cobwebs until you're completely covered in them.

Banned for disapproving of Limbo.

^ banned for going so low you passed the boundary of limbo and ended up in Hell

Banned for sacrilege

Banned for thinking of that one episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch when Hooyaah mixed up the limbos.

^ banned for the typo you made by not typing the letter "S" when posting about Buffy The Vampire Slayer