Banned for ascribing too much importance to a bracelet.

Banned for not embracing the importance of braces.

Banned for eating 3 pounds of instant ramen.

Banned for accusing the wrong person; it was I who did that.

^ banned for not consuming all of that ramen with chopsticks

Banned because HeresMyAccount brought his own reusable chopsticks, and therefore it is easy for others to mistake him for not using the chopsticks provided by the restaurant especially when they didn't see him eating the ramen.

banned for consuming ramen and sushi with drumsticks

Banned for eating KFC drumsticks with chopsticks.

banned for playing your drum with KFC drumsticks instead of eating them

Banned because he can have his drumsticks and eat them too.

Banned for eating pieces of wood, getting splinters in your tongue, and having no way of playing your drums anymore.

^ banned for not mentioning the problems created by the splinters of wood throughout Instaboy's gastrointestinal system

Banned for training in the sewers with Master Splinter.

banned cause in canada you only have teenage mutant inuit walruses

Banned for not saying "walri".